March 03, 2003

a dead day in the neighborhood

Mr. Rogers is dead.

And in a stroke of almost-irony, this vegetarian was killed by stomach cancer. Think of it as God's way of saying, "eat meat, be-atch!"

Ok, now admit it - this guy was freaky. Here's a grown man who plays with puppets all day and only leaves the house to go to a place called "The Neighborhood of Make-Believe". He has a special pair of "indoor shoes". His mailman's name is "Mr. McFeely".

If you don't think this is suspicious, you've probably hired Michael Jackson as your babysitter.


Posted by eviljack in reality at March 3, 2003 01:56 AM