May 20, 2004

they don't compare

apparently, some wackjob social outcast stuck an aspartame hose up the ass of a rodent and let it run for the equivalent of 20 man-years.

so the rodent develops some sort of cancer (big surprise), and now we're supposed to be worried that nutrisweet will kill us.

I can't figure out who is more worthy of a painful death: the clueless perverts trying to cause cancer when they could be curing it, or the delusional fucks at PETA who think killing rats is worse than killing people.


Posted by eviljack in reality at May 20, 2004 12:42 AM