September 30, 2005

why corporations suck

ATTN: ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING DIVISION

IT HAS COME TO IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT DELIVERY OF NEW PRODUCT DURING THE LAST FISCAL YEAR FELL SHORT OF MEETING MOORE'S LAW BY 6%.

WE ARE VERY CONCERNED ABOUT THIS AS STRICT ADHERENCE TO MOORE'S LAW IS A COMMITMENT TO OUR INVESTORS AND PRICED INTO ANALYST EPS CONSENSUS. AS SUCH, ALL ANNUAL BONUSES WILL BE WITHHELD UNTIL PRODUCTIVITY EXCEEDS MOORE'S LAW.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED DEDICATION. GO TEAM!

MANAGEMENT

-e

Posted by eviljack in random at September 30, 2005 05:27 PM