March 25, 2004

times square

is a disgustingly large, outdoor mall. it's the "heart of new york city" about as much as fisherman's wharf is the heart of san francisco.

-e

Posted by eviljack at 11:51 PM

March 24, 2004

popular stagnation

you are officially past your prime when you start describing your new songs in terms of your old ones. saying that where are you going is kind of like a mix between crash and crush isn't avant-garde, it's just ripping yourself off.

-e

Posted by eviljack at 11:41 PM

March 18, 2004

gifted homemakers

have you ever talked to people who own water filter pitchers?
they all say the same thing:

"the trick is to fill up the pitcher and then store it in the fridge overnight"

NO FUCKING SHIT

-e

Posted by eviljack at 11:01 PM

March 07, 2004

you are a fat, lazy piece of shit

somewhere in the midst of skyrocketing food portions and an epidemic of obesity, america shifted from avoiding fat to avoiding carbohydrates. 2003 was, without quesiton, the year of atkins mass-adoption. marketing departments replaced the words "diet" and "low calerie" with "low carb". even nutrisweet jumped on the bandwagon, spinning their products as "0g sugar carb" conscience-free foods.

what needs to be realized is that this shift in priorities goes against the entire balance upon which the human body was designed to function. the breakdown is simple: vitamins for health, protein for strength, carbohydrates for energy, and fat for reserves. doesn't it bother anyone that conventional wisdom now recommends avoiding our primary source of energy? what kind of an upside-down clusterfuck have we gotten ourselves into when a diet based on fat is considered healthy? are the arteries of our brains so clogged with deep-fried-everything that nobody realizes what the real problem is?

-e

Posted by eviljack at 04:19 PM