May 20, 2004

81 and depressed

after providing a very contextual and educated perspective on the current state of our union, I found it strange that this article would take a last-minute hard-turn into baseless speculation.

yes, he's not dead yet.


Posted by eviljack at 01:55 AM

they don't compare

apparently, some wackjob social outcast stuck an aspartame hose up the ass of a rodent and let it run for the equivalent of 20 man-years.

so the rodent develops some sort of cancer (big surprise), and now we're supposed to be worried that nutrisweet will kill us.

I can't figure out who is more worthy of a painful death: the clueless perverts trying to cause cancer when they could be curing it, or the delusional fucks at PETA who think killing rats is worse than killing people.


Posted by eviljack at 12:42 AM

May 12, 2004

melody re-use

the vocal solo leading out of "excuses" is transposed from the vocal transition melodies used in unplugged's "no pressure over cappucino".

is this cool? I'm not sure.

on the one hand, most people won't understand enough about music to realize that this is the case. in that sense, this could be the type of thing that zealots live for, considering this some kind of hidden "gem" or "secret reward" designed specifically for them.

on the other hand, she did rip herself off -- just like dave did, but even closer to being "literally". we know this. she knows this. and since she's not stupid, she also knows that we know this.

therefore, she is either (1) so full of herself that she believes zealots who care about this kind of shit will worship her for it, or (2) blatantly uncaring about the fact that she has sold the same music under two names.

I'm gonna have to go with "not cool". although it did sound good.


Posted by eviljack at 11:16 PM

May 10, 2004

jacksons talk

$20 bills - the official currency of NYC.


Posted by eviljack at 10:02 PM