April 28, 2005

guaranteed on-time delivery

"... [social security isn't fair], particularly if your spouse has died early ..."
- george w. bush

please enlighten us mr. president, when exactly is the right time for the first spouse to die?


Posted by eviljack at 09:03 PM

April 18, 2005

a question

ask me once and you're curious.
ask me twice and you're interested.
ask me three times and it's an interrogation.


Posted by eviljack at 09:12 PM

April 16, 2005

my prophecy for tonight

"armageddon will be a full-on war between brookstone and the sharper image."
- beck, earlier this evening


Posted by eviljack at 01:47 AM